You Had A What?!

This is a few days late, but it's so good, I can't NOT share it. So the other night, I gave Aria a Dum-Dum lollipop for being a good girl. The one I happened to grab out of the bag was a mystery flavor, so after sucking on it for a bit, Matt asks her, "Hey, what kind is that?". She showed it to him, he sniffed, took a taste, & then decreed, "Oh, that's butterscotch!"

Aria then proceeded to walk over to me & say, "Look, Momma! It's butter crotch!"

*silence*

Then the next day in the car, out of NO WHERE, as Aria's mind works (much like her mother's), she starts talking about the lollipop again, but this time...

Aria: "Momma, Daddy, I had a lollipop! I had a butter crotch!"
*shocked faces followed by hysterical laughter*
Matt: "I'm sorry, you had a what?"
Aria: "I said it! I have a butter crotch!"

Oh lawdy....

Here's some proof: